Where do I start?
The “bathroom” is basically a toilet in a shower cubicle inside the room, it doesn’t have a roof and the room we were in the door didn’t even close properly so I could basically see and hear EVERYTHING. Just let that sink in for a moment...so if you want some privacy while going to the toilet don’t stay here.
The windowless rooms all smell disgusting, somewhere someone was smoking so if you didn’t have the extractor fan on, the smoke would creep through the vent into you room. The third room we were in also had damp, which is also visible as you walk up the stairs to the hotel. So generally all the rooms stink of something.
It’s not clean at all. In the first room there was hair and dirt all over the bed - it looked like it hadn’t been changed since the last occupant. The next room we stayed in the toilet was covered in wee under the seat and an explosive poo in the bowl - we had to ask twice for the lazy staff to sort it out. The last room was ok, just a cobweb.
If you’re staying on the 1st floor you will be promptly woken up at 7.30am when the staff arrive and start screaming, laughing, chatting loudly and watching YouTube on their phones. Like do you not have any work to do? Because I can sure see all the places you need to be scrubbing.
In two of the rooms on the 2nd floor there was no bed frame, just a mattress on the floor. The sheets are all old, stained and bobbly, one of the towels we had had a massive dirty mark on it, and another had a big rip.
The owners clearly don’t care and neither do the staff.